Q1: What is The Ying-a-Ling?
A: The love-child of Slimer and Stay Puft and Pop n’ Fresh and the Michelin Man.
Q: No, I mean the website, not the logo. What is this Ying-a-Ling website all about?
A: I don’t know.
Q: I thought this was the FAQ!
A: It is! Your question is one that is frequently asked.
Q: But you provide no answers!
A: That’s precisely why it is frequently asked.
Q2: Why do you publish so irregularly?
A: You take that back!!!
Q: It’s very off-putting. I don’t know when to check for updates.
A: I am sorry. In the meantime…